Thursday 21 April 2011

Some one else

The doctor  asked him how he was feeling, and  the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and  I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 yr-old bride  who is pregnant with my child.
'So what  do you think about that Doc ?'

The doctor  considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.'I have an older friend,  much like  you, who is an avid hunter and never  misses a season.'One day he was  setting off to go hunting.

In a  bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking  cane
instead of his gun.'

'As he  neared a lake, he came across a very large male  beaver
sitting at the water's  edge.


He realized  he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't  shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he  raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as  if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went  'bang, bang'..'

'Miraculously,  two shots rang out and the beaver fell over  dead..

Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old  said,'Logic would strongly suggest that  somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into  that beaver.'


The doctor  replied,  'My point exactly.'
 

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