Sardar Jokes 3

Garry Kasporav & Sardarji Mr Banta Singh is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he
would like to play chess to kill time.

Banta : 'Oye Gar®y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete with a world champion'

Gary : 'How about if I play left handed ?'

Banta : [Think.. Think..] 'OK!'

Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh.

Banta : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed.....

Santa : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!

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Sardarji & Telugu One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......

Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why?

Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

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Banta Singh and Santa Singh tired with the mobile communication, decided to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages.
One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reaches to Banta it is without message.
Banta picked his mobile and asked Santa what is this joke?
The pigeon is without message.
Then Santa said Arre Banta that was a missed call
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NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....

Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now, you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY !!
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