Fairies

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "Ooh, I
want to travel around the world with my darling husband." said the
wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for
the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs
once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a
wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and
-abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: "Fairies are female."