Wives

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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'It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time

Correcting Mistakes

Piya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, 

Piya’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. 

With Rs.1000 deposit amount. 

Mother: Piya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. 

When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. 

Write down what it's about next to the line. 

The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. 

I've done the first one for you today. 

Do the others with Hitesh. 

When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.' 

Piya shared this with Hitesh when getting home. 

They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made. 

This was what they did after certain time: 

- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage 

- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Piya 

- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali 

- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Piya got pregnant 

- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted 

.... and so on... 

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. 

They didn't talk much. 

They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love... 

One day Piya talked to her Mother: 

'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. 

I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!' 

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. 

Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. 

But before that, do one thing first. 

Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? 

Take out all money and spend it first. 

You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.' 

Piya thought it was true. 

So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. 

While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. 

She looked, and looked, and looked. 

Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. 

Her eyes were then filled with tears. 

She left and went home. 

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce. 

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Piya . 

She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 

'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. 

How much happiness you've brought me.' 

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. 

"Life is about correcting mistakes"

Hus and wife

A boy asks his father "Had u ever went to ezypt?
father says "No dear"
kid asks "Then where u got this Mummy?"
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Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed
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I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books
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Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but
paying the bill does!
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what
you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
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A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure,
is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.
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